University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 635 - 490: The School Clinic Treats Paronychia? This Is Cheaper Than a Pedicure Shop!

Chen Mu was too lazy to go to the cafeteria again.

He resignedly made himself a pack of instant noodles that he had instructed others to buy for him.

Being able to eat instant noodles every day was his childhood wish.

Maybe he was a very lucky person.

After all.

When he grew up, he really realized his childhood dream.

Chen Mu thought to himself, finding joy in hardship.

"Dr. Chen, there’s a problem here..."

A lab coat knocked on the school infirmary’s door, and as soon as he started speaking, Chen Mu felt unwell.

He looked warily at the suddenly appearing intern doctor.

"Dr. Chen, there are no serious patients! I swear!" Faced with Chen Mu’s suddenly sharp gaze, the intern doctor was initially startled.

But very quickly.

Realizing what Chen Mu was thinking, the intern doctor raised his fingers.

Facing Chen Mu, he solemnly made a solemn vow.

Chen Mu: "..."

No need to take it so seriously.

—

"Previously, it was always from the patient’s perspective. Watching this live broadcast, I realized that some patients are really something else."

"When I interned at the hospital, there was a certain patient who got the entire department’s attention from registration, not because the illness was complicated, but because the patient was extremely difficult to deal with, always accompanied by a hard-to-communicate family member..."

"As a fellow clinical worker, dear friend from the front, I feel your pain!"

"You really have to believe in hospital voodoo; every time you say it’s too quiet, you’ll end up with a mass event."

"Multiple car crashes, explosions, food poisoning... as an ER doctor, I’ve had the ’privilege’ to attend to them all..."

"The scary part isn’t the mass events; it’s when several collective events happen at the same time, making you want to resign on the spot..."

"..."

—

Chen Mu looked at the intern doctor, a bit perplexed: "If there’s no serious patient, can’t you handle it yourself?"

"Or is it some rare case?"

The intern doctor looked conflicted, "The patient’s condition isn’t serious, and the case is quite common."

Chen Mu was puzzled, "Then why can’t you handle it?"

This group of interns should be quite competent!

The intern doctor reorganized his expression and then, somewhat anxiously, said, "Dr. Chen, it’s like this. The patient has paronychia and came to the infirmary to fix their toenail."

Chen Mu: "..."

First, they came to the infirmary to bathe their feet as a group.

Now they’re here to fix their toenails.

Should he maybe applaud these fragile university students?

After all.

These people are quite adept at finding new uses for the school infirmary.

The intern doctor saw Chen Mu show a petrified expression, looking just like they did when facing that patient.

The corner of his lips couldn’t help but twitch upwards a bit.

But when met with Chen Mu’s stern gaze, the intern doctor quickly stifled his smile, "Dr. Chen, we can handle paronychia. We understand the relevant procedures, but the question is, does Hai City University’s infirmary have the right tools?"

Please don’t have them!

Please don’t have them!

The intern doctor silently prayed in his heart.

However.

Smiles always disappear rather than transfer to others.

Chen Mu’s lips curled upwards, "I’ll go get them for you now; we have them."

"Though they’re already sterilized, I recommend you sterilize them again before use for the patient’s safety."

As Chen Mu spoke.

He actually pulled out a complete set of pedicure tools from a cabinet behind him for the intern doctor.

Seeing what Chen Mu handed to him, the intern doctor stiffly took it and then looked at Chen Mu, more confused than ever.

Intern Doctor: "Dr. Chen..."

Chen Mu smiled brightly: "Yes?"

Intern Doctor: "It’s just a school infirmary; does it really need to go this far..."

Paronychia can be treated at a top-tier hospital, which was within his understanding.

But Hai City University’s infirmary, it’s just a school infirmary.

Chen Mu shrugged, "I don’t know if it’s necessary, but ever since I came to Hai City University’s infirmary, paronychia has been something the infirmary can treat, so..."

The intern doctor resignedly carried the tray away, "I understand. I’ll go treat the student’s paronychia now..."

—

"After Dr. Chen treated so many tricky cases, I didn’t realize the importance of Hai City University’s infirmary, but now seeing this paronychia, I suddenly get it!"

"Honestly, I’ve spent thousands at a pedicure shop for paronychia myself..."

"I remember Hai City University’s infirmary can also treat athlete’s foot."

"Does Hai City University still have pedicure shops nearby? They probably can’t survive, right?"

"Near our school, forget pedicure shops, even clinics don’t get many students; after all, the infirmary is free, but clinics charge."

"I’m going to take my paronychia and apply to Hai City University!"

"..."

—

After the intern doctor left.

Chen Mu was alone in the infirmary, slurping his instant noodles.

With not much work to do, Chen Mu even opened a viral variety show.

Watching it while eating instant noodles.

When Su Bingbing walked in, she saw Chen Mu lounging around.

About to make a comment or two.

She saw Chen Mu respond much faster than her.

Chen Mu raised his finger, "Shh!"

Su Bingbing: "..."

She was just going to ask if Chen Mu was exaggerating; could she really say something bad about Hai City University’s infirmary?